Before and After

As I walked through the grocery store yesterday and noted that the sight of 95% of the foodstuffs available made me queasy, I realized that I had used the week of Christmas as an excuse to indulge in WAY too much fatty food. I believe I am not alone in this, America.

Not one to like to wait, I've decided to jump the gun on the whole New Year's I'm-Gonna-Eat-Better-This-Year-Really-This-Time-I-Mean-It plan that so many will embark upon later this week.

Since the before and after pictures of me won't be available for quite some time (like I'm gonna post THAT), please be sufficiently amused by the before and after pics of my food.

Main Course Before: Climbing Ham Mountain

Main Course After: Vegetable Matter

Side Dish Before: Yes, There Are Beans 

Lurking Under All That Cheese

Somewhere

Side Dish After: Imported Japanese Six-Grain Rice

Kinda Pricey

(Tastes Like Hot Birdseed)

Dessert Before: Butter Held Together w/ Almonds & Sugar

Made by my Husband

(The Reason I Married Him)

Dessert After: Mmmm, Aspartame...