Random Roadside Signs

I am so grateful to the person who invented those make-your-own sign kits for stores and restaurants, as I find them endlessly entertaining ...

I have this fantastic mental image of Holly trying

 to suck a cheese curd through a straw.

Do you suppose the Milk Gal looks like the St. Pauli Girl, 

except she's carrying two jugs of milk?

(And WTF happened to the price of gas?!)

I view the world through the lens of

Free to Be You and Me,

so my ethnic pejorative knee-jerk reaction is flaring up.

I hear the sandwich's a tasty one, though. 

If I were the manager, the sign would say:

We're Bringin' Mexi Back!