Horoscopic Gleanings:
A five-star day is in store for all you Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius folks out there. Even with all those stars, though, you'll need to ".. be willing to help others who simply don't handle stress as well as you" and "... recognize what is happening with a friend, and help ease this person's day". It's not going to be an easy ride for any of us. Better bring an extra box of tissues to the buffet, Compadre.
Virgos, Scorpios, and Capricorns only get three stars today. Our advice (I'm a Scorpio.) is to "... walk away from the concept of spending and presents", "... stay close to home", and "... be willing to not be ecstatic, but simply mellow". (Not really a bad approach to most days, don't you think?) At least we know our five-star friends will be there to give us a shoulder to cry on, if the need arises.
According to our horoscopes, this is how Christmas will shake down for my family: Mom, my daughter, and I will fall apart completely. We'll feel stressed and disappointed. Maybe Santa will bring Hostess fruitcakes and itchy wool sweaters for us. Or someone will bogart all the pecan pie before we even get to the dessert tray. We're going to need to make do with mellowness instead of ecstasy this year.
Meanwhile, my father, brother, and husband will all be standing strong with five stars. Their gifts will rock. Their pie will still be warm. Through the power of planetary alignment, they will be able to console the females in the family through this day.
The dog's a Pisces. Four stars. Could go either way for him. We'll see.
2 comments:
What about all us Cancers? We are already sensitive maybe you were trying to save our delicate systems.
December 25, 2008 at 7:47 PMMerry Christmas,
McQ
Cancers got four stars.
December 26, 2008 at 11:33 AMJust like the dog.
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