• explain why I watch The Real Housewives of Orange County
• find my waffle-maker
• drop and give you twenty
• hide my love for Mason Jennings
• resist cupcakes
• sing worth a damn
• imagine a job I'd love more than the one I have
• keep my feelings from showing all over my face
• eat with chopsticks
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so after a little work...
January 14, 2009 at 11:03 AMmeet Mason Jennings for dinner at a chinese restaurant (where you deftly wield the sticks), then go skinny dipping, let your face betray your feelings for him (b/c this is not a bad thing), spend all night feeding each other cupcakes (why would you want to resist them?) while he sings to you and you softly (so as to not really be heard) sing back to him, get married and buy a summer home in Orange County while the other 3 seasons of the year you remain where you are and do your job!
win!
And you'll give Mason and me a new waffle-maker as a wedding gift, right?
January 14, 2009 at 11:35 AMWhat I Can't Believe I'm Saying:
• I want Chad to be my life coach.
waffle-maker was a wedding present but it was supposed to be a surprise...
January 14, 2009 at 2:43 PMruined :(
I can't compete with those comments. I simply can't.
January 14, 2009 at 4:36 PMSeriously. Although I'll give it the old college try:
January 14, 2009 at 6:19 PMWhile summering in Orange County, master the art of the "girl push up" because life involves compromises and push ups are overrated.
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